Amazon and many others, including Smashwords now, I read, have reneged on the contracts of content they've been selling for years, one of mine for a decade, and now decide to make you change a title they just made you change a month ago. Spastic much for a handful of complaints?
http://www.businessinsider.com/monster-porn-amazon-crackdown-sex-fantasy-bigfoot-2013-12
Author Virginia Wade's fiction debut follows a group of women who embark on a week-long camping trip to Mt. Hood National Forest. There, in the shadow of Oregon’s highest mountain, they are kidnapped and sexually assaulted by a mysterious woodland creature. "What the hell is that thing?" asks one protagonist.
“‘It's f---ing Bigfoot,’ hissed Shelly. ‘He's real, for f---'s sake.’ Horror filled her eyes. ‘With a huge c---.’”
The book, with the decidedly un-PG title "Cum For Bigfoot," is just the first of 16 fiction ebooks
that Wade (a pen name) has written about the legendary beast sometimes
known as Sasquatch, each detailing a series of graphic and often violent
sexual encounters between the apelike creature and his female human
lovers.
Wade has made an exceptional living writing these stories.
Virginia Wade's bigfoot erotica has been downloaded more than 100,000 times.
It began in December of 2011. A stay-at-home mother from
Parker, Colo., Wade had no ambition to be a published author and no real
writing experience other than a few attempts at historical romance in
the mid-90s.
But then, she says, "I got this crazy idea for a story." So
she sat down and wrote the entire book — more of a novella, at just
12,000 words — in a matter of weeks.
She never even considered trying to
sell it to a mainstream publisher. Instead, she went directly to
Amazon's Kindle Direct Publishing, an online platform for self-publishing with a 70% royalty rate for authors. (The average royalty percentage for authors with mainstream publishers is between 8 and 15%.)
"Cum For Bigfoot" wasn't an overnight best-seller. "The
first month, I think I made $5," Wade admits. But over the course of
2012, the book was downloaded well over 100,000 times. "And that was
just Amazon," she says. "That's not counting iTunes or Barnes & Noble
or any of the other places that sell self-published books."
With no
marketing muscle, no bookstore tours or print reviews or any of the
publicity that most top authors use to sell books, she started bringing
in staggering profits. During her best months, she says, she netted
$30,000 or more. At worst, she'd bank around six grand — "nothing to
complain about," she says.
She branched into other genres, penning ebooks like "Taken By Pirates" and "Seduced By The Dark Lord,"
but her "Cum For Bigfoot" series was the biggest money-maker. "I
started cranking them out," she says. "If there was a market there for
monster sex, I was gonna give it to them." She even brought in her
family to help with the workload.
"My dad, who's an English instructor,
was my editor," Wade says. "My mom did the German translations" —
including the equally popular "Komm für Bigfoot." "I even had my own
401k. It became a cottage industry."
The prose wouldn't win any fiction awards (a sample line:
"From within the tufts of matted hair, the creature released a huge pale
c--- that defied logic"), but her readers loved it, and their numbers
seemed to be growing every day. "I was putting my daughter through
college with the profits," Wade says. "I used to joke with her, 'Bigfoot
smut is paying for your school.'"
Courtesy of Virginia Wade
Author Virginia Wade enlisted her family's help to meet the demand for her work.
Wade is hardly the only author who has made a mint writing about monsters and the women who love them (or at least submit to their sexual appetites). She's part of a burgeoning literary genre that's found a wide audience online: monster porn, otherwise known as “cryptozoological erotica,” or as some of the authors prefer to call it, "erotic horror."
Their self-published books feature mythical creatures of every possible variety, from minotaurs to mermen, cthulhus to leprechauns, extraterrestrials to cyclops, who become involved in sexual trysts, often non-consensual, with human lovers.
They have titles that are often more silly than sexy [NS_but are highly sought through online searching]— from "Demons Love Ass," part of Trisha Danes' "Beasts & Booty" collection, to "Frankenstein's Bitch" and "Sex With My Husband's Anatomically Correct Robot" — and the plots are never less than imaginative.
A feline shapeshifter might be saved from a tree by a firefighter with a cat fetish (as in the ebook "Out on a Limb"), or a buxom cattle rancher might be abducted and kept enslaved "in a strange, perverted alien zoo" ("Milked by the Aliens").
It's easy to snicker, but somebody is buying these things.
Authors of monster porn may not be notching sales to rival E.L. James or
Amanda Hocking, the trailblazers of self-published erotica, but they're
making more than enough to survive. That’s especially remarkable given
the low price tag on many of their books.
"Amazon pays a royalty of 35
percent for books listed below $2.99," says K.J. Burkhardt (a pen name), the 45-year-old author of "Taken by the Tentacle Monsters" and "Bred to the Creature."
"For those listed at $2.99 and over, I can claim 70 percent in royalty
payments. But I didn't feel comfortable nor right in asking someone to
pay $2.99 for a five-to seven-thousand-word short story." So instead,
the majority of her titles are listed at 99 cents, the minimum allowed
by Amazon.
"Even with the small prices that I was asking," she says, "it doesn't
take much imagination to guess that I was selling a lot of books to earn
$4,000 each month."
Then everything changed.
Attack of the Pitchfork Brigade
In October, the online news site The Kernel published an incendiary story called "An Epidemic of Filth," claiming that online bookstores like Amazon, Barnes & Noble,
WHSmith, and others were selling self-published ebooks that featured
"rape fantasies, incest porn and graphic descriptions of bestiality and
child abuse."
The story ignited a media firestorm in the U.K, with major
news outlets like the Daily Mail, The Guardian, and the BBC reporting
on the “sales of sick ebooks.”
Some U.K.-based ebook retailers responded with public apologies, and
WHSmith went so far as to shut down its website altogether, releasing a
statement saying that it would reopen "once all self-published eBooks
have been removed and we are totally sure that there are no offending
titles available."
The response in the U.S. was somewhat more muted, but
most of the retailers mentioned in the piece, including Amazon and Barnes & Noble,
began quietly pulling hundreds of titles from their online shelves — an
event Kobo coo Michael Tamblyn referred to last month as "erotica-gate."
The title pretty much says it all.
The crackdown was meant to target the obvious offenders — ebooks like "Daddy’s Birthday Gang Bang" and others that fetishized incest and rape — but in their fervor to course-correct, the online bookstores started deleting, according to The Digital Reader blog, "not just the questionable erotica but [also].... any e-books that might even hint at violating cultural norms." That included crypto-porn.
Wade’s sexy Sasquatch, not unlike the elusive hominid beast of legend, vanished without a trace.
But it wasn’t just Bigfoot who was herded into extinction. Wade says that 60% of her titles disappeared from Amazon
and other online bookstores. "They started sending my books randomly
back to draft mode" — where new ebooks are uploaded and edited before
going on sale — "and I'd get an email from them saying, 'We found the
following books in violation of our content guidelines,'” she recalls.
“But they wouldn't tell me why. There were no specifics. It was a huge guessing game trying to figure out what the issue was."
She altered the titles of several volumes in her blockbuster series, from "Cum For Bigfoot" to "Moan For Bigfoot," and they were returned to Amazon's
shelves, but now they're only seen by readers searching for them
specifically. "They can still be found in the store," Wade says, "but it
requires extra digging."
Even more confusing, only some of her titles were flagged by Amazon, so while some books are listed as "Moan For Bigfoot," others remain "Cum For Bigfoot."
Mike Nudelman/Business Insider
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Burkhardt had a similar experience. "Amazon has been systematically banning just about every
book I have listed with them," she says. As with Wade, she was told her
books had violated content guidelines. "The guidelines are very vague,"
she says.
"Reading them implies any and all erotic pornography is prohibited, so I'm left to wonder exactly what erotica is allowed."
"Reading them implies any and all erotic pornography is prohibited, so I'm left to wonder exactly what erotica is allowed."
[NS_And once accepted, under their contract, they come back and ... change the rules of acceptance.]
"Taken By the Monsters 4," which Burkhardt first published with Amazon
in July of 2012, disappeared from the site just a few weeks ago. "After
16 months, they have determined that it either no longer meets their
guidelines or they didn't really look it over to begin with and just now
caught it," she says.
Beauty and the Beast
Amazon
declined to comment for this article. Its content guidelines state that
the company doesn't accept “offensive depictions of graphic sexual
acts." But works that contain precisely that, from de Sade's "Justine" and Pauline Réage's "The Story of O" to the recently released French bestseller "The Victoria System" by Éric Reinhardt (which contains the memorable line "My erection beat time in my underwear") are readily available.
To explain the policy, the site offers this unhelpful bit
of advice: "What we deem offensive is probably about what you would
expect." Vague as that may be, Amazon
is within its legal rights to stock whatever books it chooses.
"Bookstores are private enterprises, and are thus not required to sell every book that people ask them to sell," says Eugene Volokh, a professor of law at UCLA who specializes in First Amendment cases.
"Bookstores are private enterprises, and are thus not required to sell every book that people ask them to sell," says Eugene Volokh, a professor of law at UCLA who specializes in First Amendment cases.
"There is no law of which I’m aware that would require bookstores to
sell a book that they disapprove of, whether or not we might think their
judgments of disapproval are sound." Amazon
makes the same point elsewhere in the content guidelines, when it
notes, "We reserve the right to make judgments about whether content is
appropriate and to choose not to offer it."
[NS_even to breaking their contract with books they've sold for a ten year period or have just a month before asked the publisher / author to "correct" a month before.]
The ancient Greeks would approve.
Burkhardt, who lives in Northern Virginia and writes as a
hobby — she claims her day job is working as a personal protection
specialist for a foreign ambassador — continued emailing Amazon with questions, and soon learned that the main objection was to her book's listing descriptions, which anybody pursuing the Amazon
website could read.
They were too graphic, she was told, and
potentially offensive. Burkhardt wanted to compromise, but she worried
that a less detailed description would cause more trouble in the long
run.
"I want readers to know exactly what they are buying when they make
a purchase," she says, "and not be surprised and offended later because
I couldn't say the book contains explicit sex with monsters.”
Her concern isn’t unjustified. One can only imagine a "Fifty Shades of Grey" fan happening upon Burkhardt’s ebook "Taken by the Monsters,"
and their horror upon reading about the vicious gang-rape of a woman by
hirsute “humanoid” creatures in an abandoned building, which ends with
them “filling her womb deep with [their] monster seed.” A little
spanking this isn’t.
Author Emerald Ice
(a pen name) — who lives in southern Illinois with her husband, a
Catholic high school teacher — is less concerned about offending Amazon browsers than being overlooked by potential paying customers. The first three books in her Alien Sex Slave Series — "Alien Love Slave," "The Sex Arena," and "Alien Sex Cove"— were runaway hits, she says. At least until Amazon
pulled them from distribution and requested changes, once again citing
content guidelines. That's how "Alien Sex Slave" became "Sidney's Alien Escapades."
[NS_Like a bad parent or quietly belligerent teacher, saying something is wrong with it but we won't say what, and after you've "fixed" it, we'll ask you to do so again. Leaving you in a neurotic wasteland of of WTF? What is the list of words, what are the situations? We are businesspeople trying to sell our legal products in a manner we know people who read these search. What the...? Can I say What, or The?]
"I hate it," she admits of the new title. "I came up with it because I
was in a panic about the books disappearing." Her sales have since
plummeted, and she isn't surprised. "If I was a reader searching for hot
alien sex books, I wouldn't look twice at something called 'Sidney's
Alien Escapades.'"
Monster erotica is often purchased in series form.
Alice Xavier (also a pen name) had her first experience with censorship when her ebook "Serpent God’s Virgin," originally published last April, was pulled from Amazon in mid-October. "They flagged it because it had virgin in the title," she guesses, because after she renamed it "Serpent God's Maiden," it again appeared on sale.
"Amazon didn't care that the plot involves sex with a giant snake deity," she says.
"Ultimately, Amazon is amoral. They don't care either way that they're selling dirty, filthy erotica. Their main goal is to keep their customers happy. They have plenty of customers who get righteously outraged and complain, complain, complain. And Amazon has way more at stake than just books. So they want to keep everybody happy, understandably."
Even so, she and other monster-sex authors are more than a
little unsettled by the recent purge, which lumps their work in with
ebooks depicting rape, incest and bestiality — unfairly they insist. The
latter label is especially dangerous, says Xavier, who authored books
like "Cuckwolfed" and "At the Mercy of the Boar God."
Although she considers bestiality "an egregious act of animal cruelty
when it occurs in real life," she's not so sure it should be off-limits
to writers. "If writers want to write about it, that's great for them,
because plenty of people love reading about it." Then again, that
doesn’t mean she wants to be in any way associated with the genre. "It's
a media ....storm waiting to happen,” she says. “It's massively taboo —
more so than incest, I think. It has the potential to be incredibly
damaging to the whole image of erotic literature.”
Wild Kingdom
Is crypto-smut the same thing as bestiality lit? It may
seem like a fine distinction to the uninitiated, but for many authors,
it’s crucial. "Is a werewolf an animal? What about a minotaur?” asks
Mark Coker, the founder and CEO of Smashwords—one
of the few ebook self-publishing platforms that didn't clean house in
October. “Where do you draw the line?
Sex with beasts is a common theme
in paranormal romance. Do dinosaurs need to be a protected class of
animal? What about a Sasquatch? When are they real, when are they not,
when can you have sex with them and when can you not?"
Mike Nudelman/Business Insider
Satyrs are such notoriously passionate creatures, there's a whole disorder named for them.
Modern crypto-porn has more in common with the myths of
ancient Greece, many of which feature gods taking animal form — Zeus was
famous for this move — and having their way with humans. “Just because
he turns into a swan doesn't mean he's turned into an ordinary animal,”
Xavier points out. “He's still a god with his godly powers and
intelligence, just in the form of a swan.”
Smashwords, which gives authors 85% of net profit,
regardless of their work’s length, had its own issues with censorship
last February, when PayPal threatened to deactivate the ebookstore's
account if it didn't cease selling, according to a PayPal statement,
"erotic fiction that contains bestiality, rape and incest." [NS_without ever considering that there may be consent or ... a lesson or morality or of personality hidden within the sexual tale.]
Although Smashwords initially complied, especially with
regard to incest and sex involving underage characters, Coker was never
comfortable with PayPal's other objections. "Dubious consent is a really
big theme in mainstream romance," he says. "Where do you draw the
lines? In mainstream romance, the woman may not want to have sex, and
the man forces himself on her, and later in the book they're smiling and
happy.
Look at Gone With the Wind, where Rhett is hauling
Scarlett up the stairway and she's yelling 'No, no, no!' To what extent
can financial institutions regulate what people are allowed to imagine
in the safety of their own mind?"
PayPal and Smashwords reached a truce
in mid-March. “PayPal's worst fear was always that their payment
systems would be used for illegal underage erotica and illegal underage
pornography,” says Coker. “Once they learned of our prohibition against
such content … they gained the confidence they needed to lift the
proposed restrictions.”
Everyone's after his lusty charms?
The initial purge of erotica on Amazon
may have passed, but according to several authors, their monster sex
ebooks continue to disappear from virtual shelves on a regular basis.
Given her initial success, Burkhardt says, "I was seriously considering
quitting my job and taking up writing full time. I'm glad I decided to
wait and see, because after Amazon started banning some of my titles, my sales dropped dramatically."
Her monthly profits from Amazon
went from over $2,000 in early 2013 to just $400 last month. "I can't
really complain," she concedes. "It's still a great supplemental
income. But I can't help but wonder how much I would be making if I was
allowed to publish with Amazon some of the stories they have since blocked or banned."
Some of the genre's authors would like to give up on Amazon
entirely, furious at the way they've been treated. But it's difficult
to walk away from the world's largest online retailer, even if you're
confident that you've got something readers want.
"There is a growing
audience for this type of literature," says Burkhardt. "And I wish Amazon
could see that." [NS_Why not put the naughty titles in a special search area. They do sell video porn. You have to be able to read and imagine to get through erotic fiction.]
Of course, authors could sell exclusively with
Smashwords, which offers mostly unlimited creative freedom and a better
cut of the profits. But the platform doesn’t have nearly the reach.
"Amazon is the big dog," says Emerald Ice. "They're well known, their
books are easy to download. It's easy, and consumers want easy. Heck, I
want easy. Smashwords is still kind of underground."
Another option is following the path forged by E.L. James,
who started out writing "Twilight" fan-fiction under the pen name
Snowqueens Icedragon before landing a major publisher and going on to
earn something in the neighborhood of $95 million. But as Emerald Ice
learned, even with a track record of sales, books about monster sex are
hard to place with an established imprint.
"Nobody wants to touch the
taboo risqué alien books," she says.
"They're just too out-there, I
guess. I tried a few publishers, and it was the fastest rejection I ever
got in my life. Within two days, it was 'Thank you, no, no, this isn't
what we're looking for! Please get this off my computer!'"
We attempted to contact several publishers, asking if
they'd ever been offered monster erotica. None of them responded.
Literary agent Steven Axelrod, who represents Amanda Hocking — an author who made close to $2 million with her self-published paranormal romances, including "Hollowland" and "My Blood Approves" — says
he has "absolutely no knowledge of 'horror erotica.'"
A representative
from Valerie Hoskins Associates in London, the literary agency that reps
E.L. James, was apparently so opposed to being included in a story
about the genre that they responded to requests for comment with "We
know nothing about self publishing or erotica." (You read it here first:
"Fifty Shades of Grey" has absolutely nothing to do with self-publishing or erotica.)
Judging a Book by Its Cover
Mike Nudelman/Business Insider
Erotic ebooks often feature close encounters with alien species.
Xavier, who when not writing smut works as a user-interface designer, has taken a different tack. Rather than argue with Amazon over content guidelines, she's looked for ways to make her books less of a target. "At its core, Amazon
is trying to clean up the presentation," she says. "I think that's a
good thing, because it keeps all the erotica online and for sale."
Ebooks featuring incest and rape tend to share a singular
defining feature: sexually explicit and poorly produced covers. The way
for monster erotica to survive, she thinks, is to "dress it up like
fantasy." No more trashy illustrations. "My covers are pretty classy,"
she says. [NS_They block and cut these, too.]
"It's all a facade, of course. My plots are depraved. They're
definitely not for kids or grandmothers. But I put it in a glossy
package, so it doesn't offend anybody who's just searching through
Amazon.”
Her book "Alien Seed" is a perfect example of this strategy. The cover looks like any mainstream
romance novel, with the image of a reclining and scantily-clad model
bathed in green light. But the image doesn’t even hint at the content
(sample: “I was either in some ridiculous ... dream or aboard an alien
spaceship full of robotic tools capable of delivering epic orgasms”).
[NS_Which can be misrepresentation in sales. Which can be more offensive and actually illegal.]
[NS_Which can be misrepresentation in sales. Which can be more offensive and actually illegal.]
"If you want to be a major player in this field,” Xavier adds, “you need to act like one.”
Many monster porn authors employ pen names. [NS_Most romance and erotica writers do.]
Virginia Wade has a different plan. "Writing monster erotica has become a hostile work environment," she says. "I'm tired of the BS. It's just easier to write in a different genre and avoid the scrutiny." She hasn't written a monster sex ebook in months, and has instead focused her creative energies on books that don't involve hirsute creatures or kidnapped campers. Even if censorship weren’t an issue, she's not sure if she has the inspiration for another sequel.
"I don't know where to go from here," she says with a
sigh. "Each book was like another episode of a soap opera. I've already
used the love triangle plotline. I've used the amnesia plotline. I've
used the heroine-gives-birth-to-the-wrong-baby plotline,
where the kid she had with Bigfoot turned out to be white instead of a
little baby ape. I don't know where else I can take the Bigfoot fantasy.
I'm out of crazy. I think I might be done."
She pauses, considering. "Well maybe one
more," she concedes. "I have to finish up the series somehow. Give it a
proper grand finale." She owes it to her longtime fans. Maybe something
with genetically engineered Sasquatches, she thinks. Or just drop an
A-bomb on Bigfoot and his love slaves and move on.
Fans of raunchy Bigfoot sex need not
fear. Over the last few months, several self-published ebooks involving a
certain hirsute sex machine have appeared in Amazon's Kindle store,
with titles like "Boffing Bigfoot," "Savage Love," and the newly released "Bigfoot Did Me From Behind And I Liked It."
"There's a lot of human heads being pulled
off, eating human flesh and EXPLICIT SEX between Bigfoot and JESSICA,"
raved one five-star reviewer of the latter title. "Overall a funny
read."
Eric Spitznagel is a frequent contributor to Esquire, Playboy, Men's Health, Rolling Stone and the New York Times Magazine, among others. He lives in Chicago with his wife and son. Visit him at ericspitznagel.com.
Disclosure: Jeff Bezos is an investor in Business Insider through his personal investment company Bezos Expeditions.
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